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dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(Source: dicktho, via grapewallofchina)

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cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

(via beckyisrad)

destiel-swaggy-chicken-nuggets:

yukirnura:

i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies

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(via beckyisrad)

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sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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(via ruinedchildhood)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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(via a-temblockiert)

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radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

(via humortastic)